POPWHORE Official Blog : The Adventures of Tatum Reed

I have always loved playing with Barbie dolls. Since I am no longer
six years old the only appropriate way for me to have some around is
to “collect”. From time to time I purchase cute Barbie dolls that I
keep in my closet. This is my newest doll. Her “real” name is
“Learn to Cook Barbie” and she even comes with a little set of pots
and pans. I have named her Dirty Domestic Barbie.

My recent adventures in Dubai were very exciting. I’ve included a quick summary of the chain of events that lead to mutually assured conspicious consumption.

Leaving Episcopalians to ponder the prospect of a Mormon Presidential candidate, Arizona’s John McCain’s 2008 Presidential campaign appears to be in even more trouble. After a major staff realignment earlier in the week, a pair of key Republican strategists have resigned from John McCain’s campaign in Iowa. It could be the lack of buzz in his message or the somewhat bi-polar campaign message put forth so far…Word around Du Pont Circle is that the end is near, but as John Kerry taught us in the 2004 primaries, you should never count an expierenced establishment man out early….

In happier times, John McCain addresses a team of Google executives

The new show on HBO Flight of the Conchords is brilliant. It
follows two New Zealander guys that are in a two-man band trying to
get a gig. They remind me of boyfriends in bands that are pawning
all of their shit while they make songs. It is an interesting format
for a show. They break into song in between dialogue and the musical
parodies are hilarious and surprisingly good.

You must watch it.

Of course I’ve got it. I think I own almost every Apple product.
No, I didn’t stand in line or have a representative stand in line. I
just lucked out and got one the first weekend. Ah, but did I luck out?

Please understand that I adore the style and function of all Apple
products. I was excited about the iPhone but, I was a bit leery. I
let my (god forbid) practical side enter into the evaluation of it as
a product for me.

So, I already have a nano for working out, an ipod video for the car
and plane… Do I really need one on my phone? Not really. But, it
does look cool when the album covers come up.

The keyboard is pretty but, it is awful to type. I can cross the
street in NYC and never look down once at my Blackberry, typing a
perfect email. This will never be possible without a tactile feel of
the keyboard. Touchscreen looks cool but, it isn’t as practical.

I hate being practical! It is really bothering me the more I type
this. However, what I should do is type this blog on the iphone and
you will all see the many strange words that will come from the
keyboard.

The predictable typing is actually the most intelligent I have ever
seen and I think it is something that one could get used to.

I do have to say that it is handy for showing people I meet the
trailers. I can keep ilovepopwhore.com in my handbag. Now that is a
fun plus!

All of my emails from it should be signed “fucked up typing brought
to you from my iphone” instead of “sent from my iphone”.

The pros: stylish design and interface
The cons: clumsly e-mail pop application, no built in ichat, long battery recharge time, a keyboard bordering on a disaster, no flash browser for safari.

The verdict: don’t leave home without a Blackberry and an iphone if you must write detailed oriented e-mails. If all you care about is showing your friends content, and logging into Facebook, this phone is excellent.

I get a lot of interesting e-mail…

*k*_*m*tz@yahoo.com writes

My boyfriend and I considered exploring buying or downloading some artistic
and stylish porn for an extra nice time some night. I looked at your website and
was quite impressed. As a bisexual woman and an artist, I really felt the way
the trailers looked really seemed to have a refined and sleek quality about them
that was exactly what I was looking for. I was just about to buy and was very willing to tell others about it. I was curious to find out more about her so I clicked the about me button.Oops.That was the big slap in the face.A conservative columnist?This started a chain reaction in both myself and my boyfriend.We then got into this big discussion about politics, consumerism, and the porn industry.
He then admitted (not like most men don’t look at porn) that he has looked at porn quite frequently. It was then we both had a huge realization. It is no surprise that a conservative would be behind a porn site. I am not necessarily liberal since I agree with the policies of individuals despite their political affiliation.I like McCain,Ron Paul, and Some democrats and so on.But I am certainly not a Neo-conservative! It is no surprise a conservative would back the porn industry, Fox News and other forms of mind numbing entertainment.I suppose if the people are busy whacking off all day they really have no time to ask perdinant questions about what is really going on with our world.They can just listen to some blurb,take their Viagra,whack off and turn on The O’Rielly factor after they are done, then whack off again,But it makes sense that this would be what Neo-cons would do in their free time:Have allot of sex and then write about moral issues.and the conservatives call the left kooks? Ha.They may be weakling pansies, but no crazier than pornographers and sexual deviants.
So you really tought us allot. I really thank you for that.I learned that either Neo-cons are planting this stuff as a way to numb the minds of the masses, or they are just Hippocrates.Or both.
So if the colomnest thing is not true, than sorry for all that.But it was that and solely that which caused this chain reaction for us both to let go of the porn industry since it is possibly controlled by conservative mal-intent.And even if it is not, it often produces a man whom objectifies a woman and develops impotency.
A real man has neither characteristic.And a real woman would never put herself in a position where she is with a man whom can never truly be with her but only thinks of what he can have.So as a strong moderate, I believe in being fully present with what I have, and not being somewhere else.That is the key to life, love and peace. Too much of anything disconnects one from reality which produces a left wing or conservative reality.You get trapped in what you called you own self: Narcissism(tic).That realty embodies all extremists cause they always think they are right. But indeed they are far from the truth because there is a whole and wonderful world out there beyond one ego.Painful at times but well worth it.Give it a chance some day!

Take care and good luck!

vintage reconditioned Bell phone availble at OK on 3rd Street in Los Angeles

I am glad that she found my website appealing in the artistic porn realm. I think what drew her in is exactly what I stand for.

I didn’t think that the city of SF should pay for city workers to have sex changes. Conservative? Well,
I was labeled that. It became such a joke that I started a blog about it. However, it is rather flattering that my site seems like it could be such a big conspiracy. Sometimes I contradict myself, I’d love to have a drink with both Gore Vidal and Pat Buchanan…

There are places I remember…

I think when you visit your family home you discover new and
interesting ways you were influenced at a very young age. I had a
chance to go through some old photographs recently and found telling
pieces to the puzzle of how I became who I am now. I found small
details like tufting on my Grandparents brown seventies sofa that
obviously inspired my choice of tufting on my new sofa as well as my
headboard.

While visiting Michigan I had a chance to go to one of my favourite
places as a child. It is called The TreasureMart. It is in Ann
Arbor Michigan on Detroit Street. It is fabulous beyond belief. It
is a place I would go and discover and buy little trinkets, old
costume jewelery, antiques, and vintage pieces. I would beg my
parents to take me there. It still exists today and doesn’t really
seem that much has changed except that you get a printed receipt now.

Domestic bliss is Tupperware. Tupperware is domestic bliss.

In perfect Suburban tradition, I attended my first party at age 8.
I was watching intently as the women baked cupcakes and showed how
they fit in the Rectangular Cake Taker. I was in love for life.

I was delighted to find that Tupperware is alive and well, even in
LA. I tend to delete emails that are from stores, even stores I
love.. But, Plastica sent an email and thankfully “Tupperware
Party” was in the subject line and I immediately put it on my
calendar. This one was presented by Phranc (with a P-H and a hard
C). She is a self-proclaimed Jewish, lesbian punk folk singer.
Phranc wears an apron that says “Tupperware Lady” an even has a song
she sings that is the same title. While she is certainly not what I
remember Tupperware Ladies looking like… She is a refreshing change
and she knows her shit.

I had a very LA Tupperware Party experience. There were gay men
salivating over the Garlic Keeper that is just darling and there were
some lonely single women that seemed to find solace in their tiny
plastic containers. The owners of Plastica had the party catered by
Speranza on Hyperion and even some homemade cookies.

I bought nearly $200 worth of cups, keepers, bowls, and veggies cases.

Do you think Tupperware would welcome a pornographer to become a
Tupperware Lady? It has always been a little secret dream of mine.
Wouldn’t that be fabulous?

On the 32nd day god created Tupperware

Tupperware chic is alive and well in Los Angeles