POPWHORE Official Blog : The Adventures of Tatum Reed

For those naughty gentleman who may want to purchase a gift for me, near the top of the list is a vacation to Croatia.

exquisite water

cozy streets

Adriatic beaches

Hvar is an island off the coast of Croatia. It has gorgeous beaches and over 2715 hours of sunlight in an average year. There are some great hotel choices-The Amfora, Adriana, and Riva. It is only an hour and a half flight from Paris to their nearest airport. You could always take your yacht there, while playing Yahtzee.

Not all thought coming out of Cambridge is narcissistic and self indulgent.. Well Passion Pit’s manager told me otherwise, but we’ll ignore artistic narcissism and self indulgent for arguments sake.

Cambridge based electronic band Passion Pit has been making a lot of noise this year.

The track Passion Pit especially captures the paranoid beauty inherent in the modern world. I listened to this song a lot during the death of Michael Jackson, and it seemed to fit perfectly with the tabloidesque freakshow that has become pop culture. Passion Pit’s revives hope in the creative ability of humanity.

I love their ads

This is one of the coolest sites for urban gardening- Woolly Pockets!

Woolly Pockets are flexible, breathable, and modular gardening containers. They come in two styles: those designed to be placed on horizontal surfaces, and those designed to be hung on walls for vertical gardening. They are made in the USA of felt that is derived from 100% recycled plastic bottles.

You can easily shop on their website and they are great about answering emails with any questions! But, you should be able to do everything with their guides online.

microtrend: whores pretending to be post consumer hookers

Isn’t there something ironic about claiming an interest in post-consumerism while you sell your body to have it consumed and you concomitantly consume the person who consumes you? Most post-consumerists are consumerists in disguise (looking for another fad to fetishize and consume) just as most post-modernists were modernists in disguise. Thus, another concept can turn into a stale cartoon by the time it hits the masses. Some surmise that post-modernism has always existed as a minor narrative that was momentarily thrust into the spotlight. Post-consumerism is the same.

would Carli Bruni marry GWB?

It’s a far fetched scenario, President George W Bush breaks down during the collapse of the world’s financial system. Having done a few too many lines of blow to release the pain of selling his beloved Country to the New World Order’s international financial elite W informs Laura that he is sick of fucking her. He never really liked fucking her. Laura was always a cold fish she always reached orgasm like she was in a library.

He’s been fucking black women- Condi included this entire time. It helps him deal with the guilt of being a white man, and abandoning the national guard…Laura grants W a divorce… Barbara Pierce takes comfort in her son’s decision, Laura was never good enough for W anyway. She wanted him to marry a Vanderbilt. The entire drama plays out in the media and a few months later W is seen cavorting with Alaskan folk singer turned pop star Jewel. Jewel grants a interview to Vanity Fair where she channels Scarlett Johansson and states that monogamy isn’t possible.

That’s kinda what happened in France when Nicolas Sarkozy divorced his second wife and married model turned french-singer Carli Bruni. Socialism is partially dreadful, but the band that Eon Mckai did the video for had it right, “politics is so much better when their’s sex…”

Read the classic Carli Bruni Sarkozy Vanity Fair article

My favorite living actress, Audrey Tautou, stars as Coco Chanel in a new film titled Coco Before Chanel. A beautiful period drama about one of my favorite designers. What an amazingly beautiful woman Audrey Tautou is. How I would love to devour her beautiful french pussy.

Release date: September 25

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