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Diablo Cody presents: Sweet Valley High

Tatum Reed reporting  from www.paxamerican.com 

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Warning to Diablo Cody: I’ve worked with executives from Universal, and they love fucking in the ass. They don’t warm up in the pussy either, they go straight to the ass.

Diablo, I know you’re one of those “intellectual” girls who became a stripper to garner life expierence, as opposed to true financial need, use an enema and wear a butt plug before you sign on the dotted line. You need your ass stretched out.

Universal is set to acquire the rights to 152-book series Sweet Valley High for Academy Award winning screenwriter and former stripper screenwriter Diablo Cody. Skittle my frying pan turd biscuit, the kids from the fictional San Fernando suburb of Sweet Valley are set to explode on the screen with annoying hipster jargon! Diablo is a former stripper, so let’s hope she works some high school girl on girl action into her adapation.

It could be brilliant, it could be terrible. Asses get fucked in Silver Lake where Diablo currently lives, but not as hard as they do on the other side of the Cahuenga Pass pass. Whatever the outcome, some unsuspecting young girl is going to get fucked in the ass hard in Studio City.

It’s not like british boarding school

click here to read more on Diablo Cody’s adaptation of Sweet Valley High

Parisian Porn Star Lou Charmelle

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www.PAXAMERICAN.com reports: 

I was lucky enough to go to the premiere of an Audrey Tautou film in West Hollywood at the Pacific Design Center. Audrey’s beautiful and elegant thin ass mere feet away from my slimy Pax American soul. Her beauty led me to search the most elegant Parisian Porn Stars of the modern era.

Lou Charmelle is a beautiful French Cinema du X star who loves to engage in naughty hardcore action. Lou appears exclusively in French pornography that is very erotic and hardcore in it’s presentation. She is the type of porn star that a true Conservative would love to visit while their wife was home in South Carolina. She leaves longing for those stories GI’s told of the French women after liberation of Paris in World War II. We can’t wait to see more of this vixen on PAX AMERICAN.

click here to see Lou Charmelle double penetrated by a couple British thugs.

exclusive interview with Parisan Porn Star Lou Charmelle

Lou Charmelle on MYSPACE

There is a reason a Libertarian designed urban environment like the San Fernando Valley would give rise to Pornography, one of the most important sociological industries in the World. The world of Sexuality in the late 20th century would have been much different if San Francisco, New York, or Boston had become the intellectual smut capital of the world.

I had the chance to interview KENI STYLES for PAXAMERICAN.com

There is a reason a Libertarian designed urban environment like the San Fernando Valley would give rise to Pornography, one of the most important sociological industries in the World. The world of Sexuality in the late 20th century would have been much different if San Francisco, New York, or Boston had become the intellectual smut capital of the world.

CLICK HERE TO READ THE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH KENI STYLES

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thinking about Sarah Palin

reprinted with permission from PAXAMERICANRoman Koons of PAXAMERICAN.com writes:

sarahpalinThe tantalizing expose in this month’s Vanity Fair provides a glimpse into the middle class home life of Sarah Palin. Levi Johnson’s exclusive interview describes Palin’s domestic situation as one familiar to many Americans. Palin existing day to day in a somewhat loveless marriage of convenience to Todd. The portrait of an exhausted Mom returning home from the Governor’s office to ignore her children while watching television in her sweats. Her husband ignores her while he fiddles with gadgets in the garage. Suddenly John McCain Googles her and throws a Hail Mary pass tapping Palin as his running mate. Either McCain has gone cynical and wants to counter a black guy with a woman, or his horny Episcopalian urges have returned and he and Cindy want to tap that ass in a Scottsdale swingfest. Sarah Palin is taken from her mundane existence as an up and coming Governor of a remote state and elevated into the glare of national politics.

Palin is singularly the most intriguing potential saviour of the GOP both admired and hated for her ability to connect with NASCAR dads and Soccer Moms. With the GOP in tatters, playing defense as the party of no real brand identity, it’s time for the conservative intelligentsia to reevaluate their hopes, dreams, and aspirations. Her Vice Presidential candidacy will live on in the annals of folklore and American Electoral politics. Sarah Palin is a sexual story.

Sarah Palin’s candidacy perpetuates the myth that anyone can be a heart beat away from the Presidency or even be the President. A half African guy from Hawaii who chilled in Indonesia or a Soccer Mom from Alaska? The ultimate antidote to the WASP establishment that produced George W Bush. What is the anthropological meaning of Sarah Palin?

Palin’s candidacy opens up more disturbing questions than it does answers. Are the global elite reckless enough to put America’s fate into that hands of a woman from Wasilla, Alaska who hangs out with Black Helicopter Steve?

Are presidential candidates put under powerful psychotic drugs that make their dispositions irrelevant?

Is there truly no global elite, are we really at the whim of fate? Could Sarah Palin really have been one heartbeat away from the office of President and would this have been a bad thing?

Democratic pundits have pointed out Levi’s less than flattering portrayal of a power mad, money- hungry Sarah entering the world of electoral politics as the final nail in the coffin.

I admit it’s more likely that Palin will end up as Dan Quayle, with a prettier face, than an elder stateswoman. Whether or not she can resurrect herself from political Armageddon depends upon her drive, tenacity, and brand management.

Levi’s protrayal is through the prism of his own unambitious middle class scarcity. Levi see’s Palin as a manipulative social climber, disillusioned with the job of Governor of Alaska and seeking a fat paycheck as a political commentator. This isn’t particularly damning, continuing on as Governor of Alaska isn’t something many rational people would want to do when given the opportunity to make millions of dollars presents itself and you have 5 kids. Only time will tell if Palin can use her Twitter page to return to center stage. The questions about her candiacy continue…

  • Does the President of the United States have any power or is the Government run by a Shadow Government that feeds the President limited information and allows them to make remedial “decisions”
  • Would the elite trust a non vetted Soccer Mom from Wasilia Alaska to maintain America’s place in the world order ?
  • Was John McCain throwing the election the entire time? That sure didn’t look like the typical Republican conventions that we remember?
  • If McCain had died in office would Palin have become President and would Henry Kissinger been able to push his agenda?
  • Does the President have any power, or are they fed a steady stream of information and psychoactive drugs that make them appear to have early onset Alzheimers?(see George W Bush, Ronald Reagan)

Charlie Sheen ready to step to Obama?

www.paxamerican.com reports:
charlie_sheenI’ve long been a fan of Charlie Sheen and his unique juxtaposition of sexual addiction and political paranoia. The fact that his personal disappointment and artistic exile to situational comedy has proven hugely successful to middle America, illustrates the raw talent Charlie possesses as an actor. I was quite upset when I found out that Oliver Stone had refused to cast Sheen in his upcoming sequel to Wall Street, The Money Never Sleeps. It would have been nice to see Sheen return to the Silver screen in a role that didn’t require him to wear a silk shirt. The respect for Sheen and his conquests are at an all time high today.

Episcopalian sex addict Charlie Sheen is set to appear on the Alex Jones radio show today. Sheen is requesting an official meeting with President Obama to urge him to reopen the official investigation into 9/11.

Regardless of one’s opinion on 9/11 or various conspiracy theories, respect must be given to anyone on the #1 television show in America who is willing to put their career on the line to pursue a cause they find just. It’s much easier for a celebrity to come on television and show their outrage at an asexual political situation in Darfur, than it is to delve into the controversial 9/11 truth movement.

We’ll leave the Vanity Fair-esque details of his Porn Star trysts, funding of Cincinnati Reds Orgies, and Sex Parties for another article.

Charlie Sheen calls for new 9/11 investigation

update… as a result of this article Charlie Sheen has just been confirmed to appear in Oliver Stone’s Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps

Post Sex Chromotherapy

Baths are one of my favourite ways to relax after an intense session of fucking. Add some epsom salts and a good essential oil or a tiny drop of body wash and sink in. Chromotherapy has been used in many different cultures to heal and balance energy. This is a dream bath tub that features 512 colours of chromotherapy within the tub itself.

 
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