A message from a spook at the CIA:
Thanks to Sergey Brin, Larry Page, and Mark Zuckerberg, who’ve likely sold their souls to the National Security Agency in exchange for unlimited bounty pussy and inflated valuations, my job as a CIA spook has gotten a lot easier over the past few years.
We have developed proprietary technology that allows us to use a Flash script to enable your internal PC microphone or web cam to listen for ambient sound and deliver deadly Google Ad Words that you might actually want to click on.
Most of the American population has now given us invaluable information about their lives, their interests, and their favorite places.
Thanks to drab branding and clever marketing we never really needed the Patriot Act for Americans to give away their right to privacy. It was a great insurance policy however, and I sure enjoy being able to track all of your financial transactions. Thank you American public for willingly giving us your information and allowing us to data mine you. It’s greatly helped me in compiling the profiles of those who will be on the yellow list and whisked away in the middle of the night by Black Helicopters.
So when the hot blonde that loves all of your favorite music and books arrives at your front door, you know the end is near.
editor’s note: While we wait for the New World Order we can rest assured that any information we post on Myspace is do disogranized and spastic that data mining services will prove impossible.
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