A message from a spook at the CIA:

Thanks to Sergey Brin, Larry Page, and Mark Zuckerberg, who’ve likely sold their souls to the National Security Agency in exchange for unlimited bounty pussy and inflated valuations, my job as a CIA spook has gotten a lot easier over the past few years.

We have developed proprietary technology that allows us to use a Flash script to enable your internal PC microphone or web cam to listen for ambient sound and deliver deadly Google Ad Words that you might actually want to click on.

Most of the American population has now given us invaluable information about their lives, their interests, and their favorite places.

Thanks to drab branding and clever marketing we never really needed the Patriot Act for Americans to give away their right to privacy. It was a great insurance policy however, and I sure enjoy being able to track all of your financial transactions. Thank you American public for willingly giving us your information and allowing us to data mine you. It’s greatly helped me in compiling the profiles of those who will be on the yellow list and whisked away in the middle of the night by Black Helicopters.

So when the hot blonde that loves all of your favorite music and books arrives at your front door, you know the end is near.

editor’s note: While we wait for the New World Order we can rest assured that any information we post on Myspace is do disogranized and spastic that data mining services will prove impossible.

for more read FACEBOOK and The CIA
for more read about the Information and Awareness Office click here

for more about Google’s software development

There is a reason a Libertarian designed urban environment like the San Fernando Valley would give rise to Pornography, one of the most important sociological industries in the World. The world of Sexuality in the late 20th century would have been much different if San Francisco, New York, or Boston had become the intellectual smut capital of the world.

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Episcopalian sex addict Charlie Sheen is set to appear on the Alex Jones radio show today. Sheen is requesting an official meeting with President Obama to urge him to reopen the official investigation into 9/11.

Regardless of one’s opinion on 9/11 or various conspiracy theories, respect must be given to anyone on the #1 television show in America who is willing to put their career on the line to pursue a cause they find just. It’s much easier for a celebrity to come on television and show their outrage at an asexual political situation in Darfur, than it is to delve into the controversial 9/11 truth movement.

We’ll leave the Vanity Fair-esque details of his Porn Star trysts, funding of Cincinnati Reds Orgies, and Sex Parties for another article.

Charlie Sheen calls for new 9/11 investigation

update… as a result of this article Charlie Sheen has just been confirmed to appear in Oliver Stone’s Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps

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