POPWHORE Official Blog : The Adventures of Tatum Reed

Walking the Lower East Side last week I came across a stylish window display. Edgy, provocative, and sexy images curated from the pages of the soon to be ubiquitous TAR magazine grace designer Jamison Ernest’s YELLOW FEVER boutique. The brand and the attire is post hipster hot. Ernest designs the type of pieces that bitches as diverse as Scarlett Johansson, Estelle, and Popwhore wear on a daily basis. Any designer with the vision to juxtapose the catwalk with hardcore pornographic images knows the true value of his product offering. Think high priced whores, trust fund hipsters, and Saudi royals rocking limited edition $500 dollar T-shirts for the creative class. Coming soon: Yellow Fever boutiques in Silver Lake, Lisbon, The Design District of Miami, and Dubai. The brand is going to be huge, invest now before the IPO.

Yellow Fever live in the LES. Too hot for the NYPD who’ve asked the display be removed…
click here to view a vintage Yellow Fever fashion show

I had a fan photoshoot in the urber stylish enclave of Silver Lake with a fan who flew in from Paris just to taste my Episcopalian asshole. Look for this exciting scene in the members area.

Miley Cyrus is getting a lot of attention for some “provocative”
Vanity Fair photos.  I find the photo of her “somewhat nude” to be
artistic.  I do, however, think that the photo of her with her father
Billy Ray to be a bit strange.   But, this is the perfect time for me
to rant a bit about actresses and nudity.  They all make such a big
deal about not doing nude scenes.  They aren’t even nude!  What is
going on?  Most of the time they are in carefully choreographed scenes
rolling through sheets.  The most we ever get to see is a breast or
maybe two.  I don’t see the big deal.

It’s just a harmless photograph!

Priceless sparked further interest in renting more French films. I
couldn’t wait for Netflix. So, I rented The Valet from my
neighborhood indie-film rental store. It stars Gad Elmaleh in a film
by Francis Veber. You must watch this for the hottest girl-Alice
Taglioni. She is a ravishing blonde with an amazing body. She plays
a supermodel. But, check out the shots of just her face to appreciate
more. One could almost be distracted by her body and miss her face…
She is playful and smart in this role. I can’t wait to find more of
her films.

I’ve been in a French film-watching mood over the past few days.  I
saw Priceless or ‘Hors de Prix’ in LA at the new Landmark Theatre on
Pico.  The film stars Audrey Tatou from two of my favourite
films-Amelie and A Very Long Engagement.  She is so absoulutely
perfect for this role in a modern day Breakfast at Tiffany’s.  She
romps around the South of France (beautifully shot) with rich, old
men.  She mistakes a young bartender (played by Gad Elmaleh) in a
hotel for a wealthy man and begins to chase him.  She discovers he is
poor and leaves to pursue more old, wealthy men.  He ends up needing
his own Sugar Mama, if you will.  It is a gorgeous film with fantastic
fashion, great acting and an adventurous story.  Audrey is so wanton
and lovely.

Audrey Tatou stars in Priceless 

It is very easy for me to pick up girls. I always think of it as one
of my talents. My cute dog always draws them in as well. I was
outside in Silver Lake doing B-roll shots of LA and came across a girl
named Emilee. She stopped to say hello to my dog and we started
talking. She asked why I have a camera in hand and I told her about
my “documentary work”.

Watch what happened next…

Watch me sit on Emilee’s sweet face.

I spent most of January traveling extensively.  I spent the night with
John McCain–well, okay it was the same hotel on the same night.  I
met a gentleman in First Class–ladies, that is a great place to meet
men.

It was a fabulous month but, I needed to rest after it was over.  I
spent a day at the spa to begin my rejuvination and took a couple
weeks to work on other projects.  I am now back to shooting, blogging,
editing, and planning visits.

There is so much that has happened politically since I have blogged.
This is such a surreal time.

Steve Jobs announced the release of the exciting Macbook air laptop this morning at Moscone Center. 

Steve Jobs; worth billions and still saving on his wardrobe! 

I have been in Las Vegas for the AVN Expo and parties for the past twodays. Although, when in Las Vegas I seem to enter some sort of a time bubble where I lose track of morning, night and everything in between. I had dinner with nine other girls at Aureole the first night followed by the Industry-Only party at Rain nightclub. Aureole was amazing. I ordered the Beef tenderloin with Foie Gras. Orgasmic.

Yesterday I attended the expo and said hello to friends and favourite fucks like Tee Reel. Look for our new adventure this week inside theMember’s Area. He knows how to fuck my ass. I signed some autographsand did some photos and then headed back to the hotel. I ordered Afternoon Tea to my room. How many porn girls do you know that have aproper English tea? I was then treated to a massage. I topped the night off with a new adventure with Louisa in the shower. The cleaner we got the dirtier we became.

xxx,

Tatum in Las Vegas

Catherine Deneuve has long been a favourite actress of mine.  Belle du Jour is golden. She has recently been featured in the Louis Vuitton ad campaigns.  The photo has her sitting on a trunk at the train station in Paris.  It is glorious.  She looks just as beautiful as ever.  On the LV site they have a slide show of Paris with her speaking about her city.  Soon there will be a journey with Mikhail Gorbachev.